So.... Today I left Minette at home ... alone ... with nothing to do .
With no one to think of something useful for her to do... so she got on my computer and started playing around .
She went to one of those Singles websites and she pretended to be older than she is and she made friends.
While I was out today she had some friends over.
I know this because there was reddish hair on the sofa.
My hair is blonde.
I noticed there was absolutely not one drop of water in her dish and there were what looked like footprints on the bathroom rug.
The white one.
Then I realized my Polaroid camera was missing.
I asked her about it and she looked me straight in the eye and said .. She had no idea what I was talking about.
Tonight I got an email .. addressed to Minette .. from Big Red.
He said he had a great time, the camera is cool and he will be over again next week.
Minette and I have to have a talk.
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."