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I Could Pee On This ; and other poems by Cats
and
I Could Chew On This ; and other poems by Dogs.
This is part of a Dog Poem .." I Lose My Mind When You Leave The House"
The plants are torn
The garbage strewn
The wires chewed
The couch and I had a fight ....
I went places I should never go
I saw a side of myself I should never see
I said things to the cat I can never take back
So please, don't ever leave again.
Thank you to NPR
I have the book I Could Pee on This, but not the one about dogs. It is indeed hilarious, and every word of it is true. :)
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