Pearl, why you little ..
I can only tell you that if you have not discovered her blog, you have missed something and now is your chance to set that right.
You will laugh, guaranteed.
You might even think a little or mull something over.
She does have that ability, to make you think sometimes.
In my case, I relate to this and that and still sit here and smile, it is pretty much impossible not to read her blog and not smile.
So go have a read, have a smile, tell her I said Hello. "Be a lert , the world needs more lerts "