Gated

I live in a fancy schmancy gated community in Florida.
It's nice.
People park in their garages,stay inside their houses and rarely have I seen anyone walking anywhere.i walk every chance I get.
This mornings adventure began like this...... My beautiful little neighbor cat dropped by late last night with a raccoon right on her heels.
I opened the door to the lanai and she flew inside as fast as a kitty can go,
Then she wrapped herself around my ankles and purred. Loudly.
I made up a bed for her in the guest bath and she slept like a ba...kitten,
This morning she was ready to leave after breakfast. She is an excellent house guest , paying with loud purrs and head butts.
She ran off into the woods and then I saw another cat! What's going on!?
So I walked over to the mailboxes where there is a Bulletin Board and stuck a Found Lost Cat note up.
As I was walking away some woman in a bathrobe came thundering after me for leaving a note on the bulletin board .....where notes go.
Trying to speak normally , slowly and calmly to a Nutjob can be difficult. and I am afraid my sarcasm was overlooked  ....there was no talking to the woman who was tired of cleaning scotch tape off of the notice box.
When asked about the community notice regarding lost and found she seemed to have lost the answer to that. All she wants is for everything to be shiney and no tape.
I might go back with that silver electrical tape lol
Not really.
So here I am...a stranger in Paradise. Who cannot wait to get the hell out of here,